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formerlyknownasemily:

scotland-graveyard:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this: I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:  pineapple juice or lemon juice,  Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,  flat coke or soy sauce,  water or distilled white vinegar,  and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

This is genius


This sounds hilaribad.Let’s do it.

formerlyknownasemily:

scotland-graveyard:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS

The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.

I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.

It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

This is genius

This sounds hilaribad.

Let’s do it.

(via washedawaybythewater)

toocooltobehipster:

i wish i knew the story behind this

toocooltobehipster:

i wish i knew the story behind this

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disneylandguru:

My favorite is the son in dads arms 

disneylandguru:

My favorite is the son in dads arms 

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needs-more-pony:

thelastsworld:

chelseagrinning:

I read this in 3rd grade and I’ve never forgot about it. I love it so much

*claps*

One of the most important proverbs I’ve ever heard.

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mockeryd:

goingdownthebayou:

A Little Fall of Rain - Les Misérables

THIS IS NOT OOKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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lettherebedoodles:

thespyisi:

lettherebedoodles:

Cruell De Vil: “You beasts! But I’m not beaten yet. You’ve won the battle, but I’m about to win the wardrobe.”

Haydee: “Memo to me… Memo to me: Maim you after my meeting.”

Captain Jade Hook: “Oh, I hate being disappointed, Smyra. And I hate living in this flawed body. And I hate living in Neverland. And I hate… I hate… I hate Petra Pan!”

(( More Disney villains… because who doesn’t love Disney villains! ))

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

I’m picturing male Cruella voiced by Tim Curry. And it is glorious.

(( Oh….. My…. Gosh…… ))

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waitforthemovie:

Niles, my spiritual guide, my idol

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thebuffbaker:

ayemceee:

friedfloralfeast:

faithandfury:

Just came across this absolutely amazing piece of work by James Tats at Celtic moon tattoo

Are you shitting me?

Holy fucking shit


Holy fucking shit.

thebuffbaker:

ayemceee:

friedfloralfeast:

faithandfury:

Just came across this absolutely amazing piece of work by James Tats at Celtic moon tattoo

Are you shitting me?

Holy fucking shit

Holy fucking shit.

(via andrewforlife)